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[pwel]

J'ai pensé a kekchose en lisant le nick msn de Wil...pi en repensant à no signature...ca serait bien de faire un recueil de quotes! Donc je part en mettant kek classic...vous en ajouterez et un jour on va avoir le plus beau recueil du net!



My wife is a sex object, everytime I ask for sex she objects!

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to her

Don't take life to seriously nobody ever gets out alive.

Software is like sex, it's better when it's free!

Une femme c'est comme une fleur...ya toujours un pot qui vient avec!

Une femme c'est comme un char, on peut avoir bin du fun avec mais ca fini toujours par nous couter pardonne moi Jesus cher!

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's damn near 40

Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat

True friends stab you in the front

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man

The husband who wants a perfect marriage should keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes

[pwel]

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's

When they say 'nothing' is better than their product I figure they must know what they're talking about, so I always choose 'nothing'

Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoonsand forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

[Mike]

Ralph Waldo Emerson - "A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles."

Andrew S. Tanenbaum - "A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year."

All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer. -- IBM maintenance manual, 1925

# "A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light."

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."

"A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." ~ Dick Brandon

"Modern PCs are horrible. ACPI is a complete design disaster in every way. But we're kind of stuck with it. If any Intel people are listening to this and you had anything to do with ACPI, shoot yourself now, before you reproduce." (2003) - Linus Torvald