Hmm cookies!

[pwel]

A grandpa and grandson were on grandpa's boat fishing one day. The grandpa takes out a cigarette and lights up.

"Grandpa, asks the little boy, can I have some of your cigarette?"

The Grandfather asks him,"can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

"No," answers the boy.

Well then, says Grandpa, you are not old enough.

A short time later the grandfather takes a beer out of his cooler.

"Grandpa, asks the little boy, can i have some of your beer?"

Again the grandpa asks, "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

"No," replies the little boy.

"Well, says grandpa, then you are not old enough.

Two hours later, the little boy is hungry and takes out a bag of cookies from his lunchbox.

The grandpa looks at the cookies and says,"boy, those cookies look and smell so good, can grandpa have some?"

The little boy asks, Grandpa, can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

"Why I most certainly can!" boasts the grandpa.

The little boy replies "Well..then go fuck yourself, these are MY cookies!"