other nigger's jokes...

[pwel]

What is the title of the nigger's favorite how-to-book?
"How to Steal, Rape and Murder".


Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers?
Niggers have a bigger nose.

What do niggers and a jockeys both ride?
Animals.

What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.

What's black, stinky and ugly?
Any nigger you have the misfortune to stumble on.

Why are niggers' pants so big?
So they can conceal more weapons.

What caused the nigger's problem?
Mother nature.

Why does that nigger have a tough guy reputation?
He's often confused for a gorilla.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

What happened to the nigger hat had an abortion?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.

What happens when a nigger looks up his familt tree?
an ape shits on his face

how come niggers are so good at basktball? 'cause they can run shot and steal

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.