2. . You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. . You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. . Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site..
5. . You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. . You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. . Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
8. . You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
9. . Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
10. . You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
11. . Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
12. . Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and takes planning.
13. . Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. . You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
15. . You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.
16. . Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
17. . Your idea of being organized is multiple colored Post-it notes.
18. . You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
19. . You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
20. . You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
21. . You get up in morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
22. . You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
23. . You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
