Rules of Cheating

[pwel]

On parlait de ça au souper de fête a Pat (pkoi dont?)... so there are the rules :

1. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

2. If you were drunk, high, or intoxicated in any way, it didn't happen.

3. If there were no witnesses, it doesn't count.

4. If you were in a different city, state, or area code, it doesn't count.

5. If you didn't make the first move, it doesn't count.

6. If you sleep with two girls at the same time, it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.


J'avait entendu ca dans Road Trip mais je l'ai entendu ailleur...ya pas l'air d'avoir d'article officiel sur wikipedia parcontre. On pourrait tjrs documenter la chose pi en faire un wiki Si vous avez d'autre rules à ajouter à ca let's go

[pwel]

J'ai trouvé ca sur un forum de chix.... asser marrant pareil

1. Oral Sex does not count.

2. If you can't remember the person's name the following day, doesn't count.

3. If you failed to call the person back to have more sex, doesn't count.

4. If neither of you achieved orgasm, doesn't count.

5. Sex with a friend, doesn't count, it's just another thing you share.

6. If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "did I shave my legs for this", doesn't count.

7. An old flame, doesn't count.

8. An ex-spouse, doesn't count ,refer to this as a "pity ****".

9. Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same, sorry, not sex...not cheating.

10. Cyber-sex - NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation.

11. Two heterosexual women having fun, not sex.

12. Kissing body parts is not cheating.

13. An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not sex, BUT only if you do not know their significant other.

14. An act committed while you were intoxicated, doesn't count.

15. An act committed with a family member of your significant other, doesn't count, this should be referred to as "a skeleton in the family closet "...not cheating.

16. Acts committed in a public place, doesn't count (why should it, it was public right?).

17. Phone sex, doesn't count, refer back to "glorified masturbation".

18. In car, doesn't count, way to cramped. If vehicle is in motion and has a console or stick shift, this counts, way to kinky and erotic not to count, unless the act was totally oral, then refer back to rule #1.

19. An act committed in which the female of the encounter did not achieve total satisfaction (orgasm), doesn't count.

20. An act committed in which total bodily fluids have not been exchanged (pull 'n pray method of birth control) doesn't count.

21. An act in which no kissing takes place, doesn't count (not considered to be intimate)...not cheating.

22. Any act in which "you do all the work", doesn't count.

23. An act committed with your next door neighbor, doesn't count, this should be referred to as "being neighborly".

24. Any act committed with an acquaintance because you are angry with your significant other doesn't count.

25. An act which only happens on a random basis, doesn't count, this should be considered " getting aquainted".

26. An act with a US President , doen't count, unless the Senate votes impeachment.

27. Any act with your boss, doesn't count, just considered career enhancement; and/or additional employee benefits.

NOTE: SEX does count if a pregnancy, or a social disease results from any of these rules!